Some people on your Christmas list are harder to shop for than others. Here are a few gifts we found for the man in your life. Or, here are a few gifts we found that are so awesome you might buy for yourself. 

Hops Holster 12 Can Ammo Pack:

For the Drinker on the Go
via Amazon.com

It holds an entire 12-pack, and has an adjustable strap in case your loved one already has already added a few beer-pounds. $26.00. Get it here

How To Swear Around the World

For the Traveler
via Firebox.com

This convenient book serves up mean dishes of word-fu. It could be a handy travel guide, or a convenient coffee-table book for those who like to entertain guests who speak different languages, puta. $15.00. Get it here.

Gangsta Rap Coloring Book

For the Childish-Yet-Hardened
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Here we see a wild gangster outside of his natural habitat: coloring. A rare sighting indeed. Be careful not to make any sudden movements, some of them have been known to strike without warning. $8. Get it here.

Mirror Stickers

For the Wana-be Race Car Driver
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If you aint first, yer last. $1. Buy a whole bunch and give them away. Get it here.

Piranha Plant Glass Pipe

For the Elegant Smoker
via Etsy

Handmade glassware that is perfect for the nostalgic gamer / smoker / possibly pothead / aspiring botanist. $79 (Handmade glassware aint cheap.) Get it here.

Battle Mug

For the Battle-Hardened Drink Enthusiast
via ThinkGeek.com

Sometimes you just need a little cream with your coffee. Other times, you need a mug made out of weapon-grade solid 6061 T6 billet aluminum. $224. Get it here.

Desktop Cannons

For When You Have A Case of the Mondays
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These little arms are capable of firing small steel balls through beer bottles (which you shouldn't have at work anyways), into computer monitors, and probably capable of drawing blood. $34. Get it here.

Gerber Apocalypse Survival Kit

For the Paranoid-Yet-Handy-With-a-Knife
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Gerber makes knives. Knives are good in a variety of situations. These knives were created with the end of the world in mind. Includes three knives, two machetes, and a hatchet. $250 Get it here.