8 Unique and Manly Christmas Gifts
Some people on your Christmas list are harder to shop for than others. Here are a few gifts we found for the man in your life. Or, here are a few gifts we found that are so awesome you might buy for yourself.
Hops Holster 12 Can Ammo Pack:
For the Drinker on the Go
It holds an entire 12-pack, and has an adjustable strap in case your loved one already has already added a few beer-pounds. $26.00. Get it here
How To Swear Around the World
For the Traveler
This convenient book serves up mean dishes of word-fu. It could be a handy travel guide, or a convenient coffee-table book for those who like to entertain guests who speak different languages, puta. $15.00. Get it here.
Gangsta Rap Coloring Book
For the Childish-Yet-Hardened
Here we see a wild gangster outside of his natural habitat: coloring. A rare sighting indeed. Be careful not to make any sudden movements, some of them have been known to strike without warning. $8. Get it here.
For the Wana-be Race Car Driver
If you aint first, yer last. $1. Buy a whole bunch and give them away. Get it here.
Piranha Plant Glass Pipe
For the Elegant Smoker
Handmade glassware that is perfect for the nostalgic gamer / smoker / possibly pothead / aspiring botanist. $79 (Handmade glassware aint cheap.) Get it here.
For the Battle-Hardened Drink Enthusiast
Sometimes you just need a little cream with your coffee. Other times, you need a mug made out of weapon-grade solid 6061 T6 billet aluminum. $224. Get it here.
For When You Have A Case of the Mondays
These little arms are capable of firing small steel balls through beer bottles (which you shouldn't have at work anyways), into computer monitors, and probably capable of drawing blood. $34. Get it here.
Gerber Apocalypse Survival Kit
For the Paranoid-Yet-Handy-With-a-Knife
Gerber makes knives. Knives are good in a variety of situations. These knives were created with the end of the world in mind. Includes three knives, two machetes, and a hatchet. $250 Get it here.