Because it is Beans from Even Stevens. Sure, OK, Shia LaBeouf is in a theater watching his career on replay, but Beans was in a '90s music video, and that is cool beans. 

Forget about whatever avant-garde/publicly-intoxicated thing Shia is JUST DO-ing this week. We just realized that before Beans was the Disney Channel's bacon-loving quirky kid next door, he earned some major '90s alt cred with the band Everclear in their 1997 'Father of Mine' video.

In the video, Beans, who sometimes goes by Steven Anthony Lawrence, plays a young Art Alexakis, living in a neighborhood that looks weirdly like the white-picket-fence set for Even Stevens.

This raises so many questions for me. Is Beans real? Does he actually just live in that house?