A couple named David and Jennifer Butler got married last Saturday near Punta Gorda, Florida, and the ceremony was great, but the reception well, not so much.  Jennifer's maid of honor was a 35-year-old friend named Amanda Willis, who immediately got hammered.  She started chugging a bottle of Fireball, and was already drunk about 20 minutes in.

Then she started asking for people's keys, then proceeded to grab the best man's keys out of his pocket and hop into his car!  She almost hit him in the parking lot while she was backing up.  He hung onto the door, got dragged through the parking lot, and had to pull the emergency brake to stop her.  Other guests had to wrestle her out of the car.

As if that weren't enough, she went back into the reception, started chugging a bottle of Captain Morgan, and punched a guy in the face!  When the cops got there, she pretended to have a seizure, so they took her to a hospital where she exposed herself, attacked two EMTs, and kicked over a bedpan.

It turns out she's been arrested at least eight other times and was on probation.  She's been charged with battery, larceny, and grand theft auto.  And Jennifer says they're not friends anymore.

I can see that.  Please don't be an Amanda.