Forget Dealin' Doug in a Superman suit, #YouKnowYou'reFromColoradoWhen you remember that nobody beats a Rocky's Auto commercial — NOBODY!

During the holidays one year (I must have been like, six years old when this aired), Shaggy and the rest of the Rocky's Auto crew — you know, the blonde lady and that guy who looks like the cop from The Village People — really stepped up their WTF game in just under 60 seconds.

Honestly, today I don't even think this would air... but we do have to hand it over to Rocky's Auto for being uh, entertaining.

Thanks to the internet, this sweet gem will live on forever. Here's our take-by-take breakdown:

You can see the full commercial for yourself here: