Butch’s B.S. – Crumpled Money [JOKE]
There is something about sitting around the dinner table and listening to grandpa tell dirty jokes. I love it! So, I have decided to start rehashing some of the jokes I have heard throughout my journey’s. Every afternoon listen on the air at 6:20 for what we will call Butch’s B.S.Then you can enter the name of the joke here for your chance to win great prizes.
After a delicious dinner and a few drinks the wife leads husband into the bedroom. With a very seductive voice the woman asked her husband, “Have you ever seen twenty dollars all crumpled up?”
"No," said her husband. She gave him a sexy little smile, unbuttoned the top 3 or 4 buttons of her blouse, and slowly reached down into the cleavage created by a soft, silky push-up bra, and pulled out a crumpled twenty dollar bill. He took the crumpled twenty from her and smiled approvingly.
She then asked him, “Have you ever seen fifty dollars all crumpled up?” “Uh… no, I haven’t,” he said, with an anxious tone in his voice. She gave him another sexy little smile, pulled up her skirt, and seductively reached into her tight, sheer panties… and pulled out a crumpled fifty dollar bill. He took the crumpled fifty and started breathing a little quicker with anticipation.
"Now," she said, "have you ever seen 50 thousand dollars all crumpled up?" "No way!" he said, while obviously becoming even more aroused and excited, to which she replied, "Go look in the garage,"