I so feel this dude's pain.  I was a short-order cook for a long time before I got into radio, and if you've ever worked in the restaurant (or related) industry, you know:  Sometimes, all reason and logic cease to exist, rendering you a sniveling, resentful, self-loathing slave who wonders why you were ever born.  Other times, however, the work is extremely enjoyable.

Behold, one of Colorado's own, giving his thoughts on Starbucks' new Unicorn Frappuccino:

The news got in touch with him, and he said he didn't mean to criticize the drink.  And he's not in trouble with Starbucks . . . they said they'd reach out to him to see if they can improve his experience.

Respect, bro.