Forget this "300+ days of sunshine" business.  Let's keep representing Colorado with the poop-related stories, shall we?

Some construction workers were building a hotel in Aurora last week, when one of the plumbers lost his balance and fell from the eighth story, or from about 100 feet up in the air.

Miraculously, he's going to live.  That's because his fall was stopped by something way more loving than concrete:  A port-a-potty.  So, in addition port-o-lets being cold, gross, and disgusting, one such device is now... a hero.

Naturally, the man was injured, and he will need surgery; but is expected to make a full recovery.  Doctors say he'll be up and showing his butt crack again in no time.  (Too soon?)