Five Things in Northern Colorado That Are #SaferThanATrumpRally
Even if you aren’t great about following current events and politics, if you don’t live under a rock then you probably know what’s been going down in the 2016 political race…particularly surrounding Donald Trump rallies.
I mean, for lack of better terminology here, they’ve been a real s*** show, no matter which side you’re on.
With that, we’ve thought of five fairly dangerous things here in Northern Colorado that are #SaferThanATrumpRally.
That time you involuntarily joined the mosh pit at an Aggie show…
…and wound up in the E.R. with a broken nose? Oh yeah, that was safer.
And speaking of the E.R….
…is probably not only safer, but more fun than a Trump rally.
Stepping forward as the bread thrower…
…and getting your m***** f****** a** beat by the Smash Mouth frontman at the Taste of Fort Collins 2015 would likely be safer than a Trump Rally.
At least there is food and live music.
Any of these neighborhoods at 2 a.m.
Using the shoulder of I-25 as a bike lane…
…is not only something someone might try in Northern Colorado, but it’s also less dangerous than showing up to a Trump Rally.