First off, I am not sure what the correct term is for midgets anymore, whether it's little people or what, so sorry if I am offending you, but it's just not everyday that you are scrolling through Craigslist and see such a fantastic offer. 

I really don't have anything clever to say about this one. I was simply scrolling through the Missed Connections on Craigslist as I do regularly to see if any creeps are stalking me, and along with seeing all the overly horny dudes and chicks who are still in love with men who never had any intention of being with them, I saw this...

Now I don't know how many, if any, midgets Fort Collins has, but I don't know how you could resist this Italian dude who doesn't know how to spell. However, he clearly has this whole Craigslist game down pat judging by his use of the phone number trick! Hopefully someone can help this guy out...