I don't know if I have mentioned it lately (or ever), but one of the things that gets me through the week is knowing that every Wednesday the Greeley Tribune puts out their crime log. Basically it highlights some of the weird, bizarre, and sometimes just normal police activity from the city over the previous week. Sometimes it's the simple things in life that put a smile on your face, like when people from your town believe Slash is stalking them. 

You have to remember that Halloween was last week, and sometimes when people get into costume they act a little differently than they normally would. So, my advice to anyone who has the slightest thought in their mind that Slash would come to Greeley, Colorado to stalk them simply needs to stay inside the whole week of Halloween, otherwise this happens...

Friday, November 1st, 1:46 a.m.: A woman near 35th Avenue and 16th Street told police she was being stalked by Slash from Guns ‘N Roses. She said he was wearing a top hat and had curly hair. The woman eventually told police she was fine and had just had a disagreement with her boyfriend. The officer noted the woman had blood on her costume but had no visible injuries.

Hmmmm... I wonder if her boyfriend was actually Axl Rose, this woman got the GNR connection confused, he showed up late, she got mad, he jumped into the crowd and landed on her, she got a little bloodied up, called the cops but was so high on whatever drugs those guys did that no one really knew what happened. I bet that is what actually happened...

[GREELEY TRIBUNE]