I think every guy has probably thought dirty things while on the massage table. Seriously, how are you going to tell me to strip to my skivvies and then rub me up and down, and not turn me on? Unfortunately, it's illegal to pay someone for a massage and then have them give you a happy ending. Even more illegal is when the masseuse tries to give a happy ending to a non-willing customer. Now a Greeley chiropractor just may get a not-so-happy ending in jail. 

Dr. Jack Cody was taken into custody on Christmas Eve and booked into the Weld County Jail in connection with an incident reported on Dec. 22. Cody's office is on 10th Street in Greeley.

Police said a patient who had been receiving treatments from Cody Chiropractic reported that Cody had become increasingly inappropriate with her. The woman said that on Dec. 22, Cody was giving her ultrasound treatment when he touched her inappropriately.

If you too feel that this Dr. gets a little too touchy feely, Greeley Police would like to speak to you. Call them at 970-350-9600.

And if you are into this erotic kind of treatment, maybe you should visit Dr. Cody! Or call and tell him he is a sick man at 970-353-2417.

[DENVER POST]