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How Coloradans on Twitter Would ‘Greet the Aliens in Five Words’

Trending topics on Twitter today… let’s see: Carly Fiorina, Ash Wednesday, and oh, how people would greet aliens in five words. Leave it to Coloradans to make it about weed

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But I mean, am I really that surprised that stoned Coloradans are thinking about #GreetTheAliensIn5Words while changing out their bong water? No. Here, I have one, too:

Pass me the Doritos, please?

Here is what everyone else from the Mile High state would have said to E.T.

*smh*

 


No! STOP. We already have a bunch of Californians, we don’t need extraterrestrials, too.   And, while all that was happening, others actually had some valid ideas. Like this:

And this:  

 

Damn it, Colorado. 

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