Introducing ‘SexCereal’ for Him and Her
Yes, you read correctly... A man by the name of Peter Ehrlich has developed a cereal that promotes positive sexual health. Not only that, they're gender based as well... I imagine you'll have some problems if you buy the wrong kind.
If you're like me, you might be slightly curious as to what's in this cereal. Why is this particular cereal going to increase my sexual experience? Well, it sounds like they just took a box of stuff they found in their backyard and wrote "SexCereal" on it... Guys will be eating things like bee pollen, black sesame and pumpkin seeds. Gals will be eating ginger, sunflower seeds and almonds.
If you ask me, it sounds like eating a bag of garbage. No thanks... If you really want a successful sex cereal, throw a toy in the box! (Yeah... you know where this is going...)