The last time the Denver Broncos went to the Super Bowl it was February of 1999. If my math is correct, that is 15 years ago... 15 long years we have waited for this moment! The Manning led team will finally be taking us back to the promise land on February 2nd, but if you don't already have tickets to the game, or you don't have a sugar mama, plan on watching it on the couch! 

First off, everywhere I look I am hearing that the weather for the game is at the very least going to be a tad bit chilly (AKA cold!!), and most likely windy with some sort of precipitation, whether it be rain, snow, or sleet. To me, that's good enough reason to stay in my warm home in nothing but a pair of my lucky Bronco undies.

But if the cold wasn't enough to keep you from wanting to root on the boys in New York, this should be... The cheapest price for a ticket on the NFL's official second-hand marketplace right now is $2,836. Stubhub has some for $2,493, and that's for the worst seats in the building. The most expensive tickets cost more than $25,000, and that's just if you want to go alone.

Oh by the way, if you do spend your whole years salary on a ticket, good luck getting to the game. Most parking spaces at the stadium will be cordoned off for party tents and security purposes, and taxis and limos are forbidden from approaching the stadium. Not to mention, there is nowhere to stay, plane tickets will cost you almost as much as a game ticket, and it's New York so you'll spend another arm and leg just to eat...

Have fun freezing your ass of in New York, billionaires!