The new "American Idol" premiered on ABC Sunday night - so I'm told.

One of the huge differences in the new A.I. is they're not going to focus on bad auditions anymore.  After all, nobody could ever outdo Simon Cowell's hilarious responses from back in the day.

Of course, that doesn't mean there won't still be some notable train wrecks.  A perfect case in point is Kobe from Denver, who is dead set on being Broadway bound.  While I sincerely hope she achieves her dream one day, right now she sounds like a car alarm.

Hear for yourself here, at about :55.

Katy Perry had to tell her that's not the way real singers sing, but the girl didn't believe her.