1,2,3,4 get your booty on the dance floor at the Aggie Theatre on July 7 because Mickey Av's flaggin' it, damn it. (Have those lyrics become cliche yet?)

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Come one, come all, and gather 'round Mickey Avalon for a great evening full of your favorite sing-along hits, such as 'Stroke Me,' and crowd favorite, 'My D**k.' Though, I will give it to him, I think that the only reason most people my age even know who Jane Fonda is, is because of the song. *smh*

We're actually a little worried about what Mollie Kendrick will do if she goes to the show....

Mickey Avalon | Thursday, July 7 | Doors Open 8 p.m. | Aggie Theatre | 204 S. College Ave, Fort Collins |16+ | Tickets $15 in Advance, $18 Day of Show