I showed this to my wife, and I'm surprised it hasn't already shown up on my porch.  This thing even sucks a spider from a ceiling (which can be a creepier place to find one,) or just about anywhere, and you don't have to worry about the thing running up your arm!

Just catch & release outside, where it can hopefully take a path in life that doesn't involve you whatsoever.

Besides, spiders actually are good for keeping insects out of your house... and for feeding your outdoor pets (yum!!)

Credit StevenEllingson