Northern Colorado ‘Texts From Last Night’ We Can Relate To
...and that might be because they could be ours; they could be yours -- who knows?
Textsfromlastnight.com is one of those things that makes you say, 'THIS. Is why we invented the internet.' It's the place we go to forever document the awkward, embarrassing things we may or may not have known we texted.
One of its many great features is that you can search submissions by area code, meaning, these things happened here in the (970).
Which is awesome but also terrible.
Out of the sea of great submissions, here are a few I think we can both agree with and shake our heads at simultaneously.
This is me, talking to... me.
Meanwhile, the guy who invented Rocky Mountain oysters is like, 'Aw, man. You're telling me I ate balls for nothing?'
I may or may not have said this about local news anchor, Kyle Clark.
I like my coffee how I like my men: There when I wake up.