If you know me, you know I am a collector of "fancy pants." I have yet to find a pair that I just don't think I could pull off... But I may have finally met my match. But, if you have ever found yourself saying “Man, I really wish that I had some pants with a bunch of pictures of dicks all over them.” Well, wish no longer, friends. You can now buy leggings covered in wieners of all shapes, sizes, and colors. And hey, they’re only $156.89!

The pants are actually called “Is That A Cock Or Your Legs?” (seriously), and they’re produced by a European company called Bas Kosters Studios.

Want to see an up-close picture of the pants? Check them out here. But remember that I warned you that you probably don’t want to see it and I am pretty sure your boss won't like it either!

If you’re interested in the pants, you’ll be happy to know that they are available for both men and women in a variety of sizes! I guess the one redeeming quality of the pants is that he placed them in what he calls the “ugly collection”.