Butch’s B.S. – Dog’s Out of Gas [JOKE]
A little girl asks her mom if she could take the family dog for a walk. Her mother replied "No honey the dog is in heat."
"Whats heat?" asks the girl. The mother says “go and ask your father.” The little girl takes the doq to her father and asks if she can take her for a walk.
Her Father dips a rag in gasoline and wipes the dogs back, and tells his daughter "That should do, just take the dog around the block".......... About 10 minutes later the little girl returns in tears without the dog.
"Where’s the dog?" asks her father.
The little girl say’s “she ran out of gas, but not to worry as there is another dog pushing her home."