Can't decide what to be for Halloween? We can't either. But, we're hosting Boos and Brews, so it's all we've been thinking about lately, and these alternative icon mashup costumes came to mind.

It would be cool if one of you showed up to the party in one of these. Just saying. Your favorite 90s icons mashed up with other common nouns:

  • Eddie Vader

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    Flannel Shirt + Darth Vader Mask = Eddie Vader

    #cantfindavaderman

  • Smashing Pumpkin Heads

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    'Zero' shirt + Silver Pants + Pumpkin Head Mask = Smashing Pumpkin Heads

  • Courtney Loveseat

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    Dress from Kids' Section + Lipstick + Cushions = Courtney Loveseat

    Just be a hot mess couch.

  • Kurt Co-Bane

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    Lots of people are Bane for Halloween. Add a flannel shirt. Kurt Co-Bane.

  • Chris Corn-on-the-Cob

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    It's a big year for Chris Cornell. It's a big season for corn mazes. Wear a costume that celebrates them both.