I'm not sure if you can learn a lot about an entire state by the emojis they like . . . but someone did a study on it, anyway.  Hey, if the Emoji Movie drew anyone in, I guess anything’s possible.

I’ll get this out of the way first:

The Poop

  • Arizona
  • North Dakota
  • Wisconsin
  • New Jersey…
  • and Wyoming.

Smiling Face -or- "Laughing So Hard I'm Crying" 

  • Alaska
  • Ohio
  • Tennessee
  • Alabama
  • North Carolina
  • West Virginia
  • Utah
  • Montana
  • Maine
  • and Rhode Island.

The Angry Face

  • Kansas
  • New Hampshire

The Sad, Crying Face

  • Arkansas
  • Delaware
  • and Pennsylvania

The Eggplant (which people almost always use to represent male genitalia)

  • Idaho
  • Missouri
  • and Virginia.

Colorado’s favorite emoji?  The big red heart.  I couldn't think of a better selection.

Oh, one more.

The Peach (which looks like a butt)

  • Texas
  • and Michigan.

And just to show people only use it as a butt, it's not number one in Georgia, where they're all about peaches.  Instead, their favorite emoji is the apple.  So, apparently Georgians are very much not butt people.

Get the rest by clicking on the map at the top of the page.